Jaipur Literature Festival, 2012 (Day 1)

The Jaipur Literature Festival— The Planning Stage

The Jaipur Literature Festival has had my interest and attention since its inception in the year 2006. It is another matter that it took me all these years to pay it a visit. But finally, in 2012, I did get to visit it, courtesy of my adamant college best friend, who, henceforth would be mentioned as BFF in this post.

When BFF proposed the idea, there were still 15 days to go for the festival to start. Since it wasn’t looming right over my head, I promised her that we would attend the festival that year. But right after two weeks, there I was, staring at the cross-road I avoided two weeks ago with my smooth promise.

As per her plan, we could visit Jaipur over the weekend, skipping the first and the last two days, which happened to be a Friday and Monday-Tuesday respectively. That way, we (read she) would not need to apply for leaves from her office as she had Saturday and Sunday off from work. I am an entrepreneur with a start-up, so the question of leaves just did not arise. Back then, I was working 8 days a week and 2 days seemed a bit too expensive to me.

And Then We Set Out…

Thankfully better sense prevailed just in time and we made our bookings 20 hours (that is still a lot of time by the fashion industry standards, where things aren’t really planned and they happen just as-you-go) before our departure. We booked to go by bus to Jaipur and stay there for two days and be back by train on Sunday night.

So the JLF’s day 1 was not our day 1. It was JLF’s day 2.

We started early next morning, and boarded our bus scheduled for 6:00 AM departure from Bikaner House in Delhi.

It was a bitterly cold and foggy morning. The 20 minutes auto ride from my house to the Bikaner House successfully converted me into a mortal snowwoman.

I had thought that BFF and I would catch up with each other on the way, but since we were planning and packing till late the night before, we were too exhausted and wanted to sleep through the journey.

The bus moved at an extremely slow and boring pace. BFF decided to stay entertained with the conversation (bickering) that was taking place between a couple who were seated right behind us.

For me, it was difficult to focus anywhere else except the road ahead, as the fog had become more dense and the visibility had dropped to almost zero. The driver was having to brake with sudden jerks, as vehicles and people would suddenly materialize out of nowhere, right in front of the moving bus.

The sudden brakes were another reason why I found it too difficult to catch up on my sleep.

On our way to Jaipur Literature Festival

On our way to Jaipur Literature Festival

Finally, We Reached Jaipur!

By 10:30 we reached Jaipur, and both of us were surprised to see my sister, who had come, well, to surprise us (she stays in Jaipur). She was there to spend the day with us. The three of us went to our hotel. The minute I saw the bed, I wanted to coax BFF to forget JLF for the day and just sleep. Of course, I did not have the guts to suggest her that.

So we checked in, got ready, and got moving to the venue.

One Step Closer To The Jaipur Literature Festival

When we reached the venue for the Jaipur Literature Festival, we saw that one needed to register with the welcome desk before queuing up for the security-checking/metal-detector machine. The line for registration was some 200 people long snailing its way to a small tent, meant for registration and checking.

I calculated the time it would take us to go past the security check and concluded that it would take another hour and a half before we could enter. I also concluded that most probably, by then, I would be dead because of all the hunger and fatigue.
Pro-tip: Either eat before you go or carry some snacks with you.

This Will Save You Time

I went and queued up while BFF walked right past me. I thought she is going to figure something out from the welcome desk. But then, when she couldn’t spot me, came right back and told me that we needn’t queue up as she had registered both of us online the day before only. That’s the reason I so love her. She is totally on the other end of the spectrum when it comes to planning, especially travel. She, in her careful, well-planned and informed ways is a total antidote to my carefree and live-as-it-comes ways of life.

[Traveller’s tip: Please register online beforehand. You will thank us.]

We walked right past the snailing line and went through the security check. All it took was seven minutes. As soon as we entered, they handed us the event schedule.

We entered the very colorful venue of the esteemed JLF, flooded with a sea of people everywhere.

Food At Jaipur Literature Festival

Upon entering, the first thing we did was, well, eat. JLF puts up some throughout-the-day snack counters with amazing ‘desi‘ fare like kachori, samosa, etc. After hogging the snacks and downing several cups of tea, we decided to focus on our second-best hobby: reading/books.

Since the event schedule only mentioned the various halls and tents with the respective speakers and their slots, it was slightly confusing for us initially. We decided to just take a walk within the venue premises and consult the schedule hand-out later.

Deepak Chopra At Jaipur Literature Festival

Deepak Chopra talked about his new release and answered people’s questions regarding spirituality in the first tent. Honestly, after listening to him for 15 minutes, I realized he portrays spirituality in a very “rocket-science” way. I did not get one word he said. Maybe I am yet to be truly-spiritually-evolved and worldly-wise.

A talk by Deepak Chopra At Jaipur Literature Festival

A talk by Deepak Chopra At Jaipur Literature Festival

Deepak Chopra At Jaipur Literature Festival

Deepak Chopra At Jaipur Literature Festival

Other Tents At JLF…

We moved to the next tent which had MJ Akbar in conversation with two other panelists, discussing the never-ending India-Pak issue. I think his then recently penned book, Tinderbox, was slated for release and the topic revolved around that. I did get some of it as I follow Akbar’s Sunday editorial column in the Times of India. The hall was packed and there was no way you could get inside or stand outside and hear the panelists speak.

The next tent had an author we could not even sneak a peek at and decided to check out the last ‘baithak‘ which had a Hindi literature discussion going on.

And Then Mr.Vidhu Vinod Chopra…

Outside the baithak, we saw Bollywood producer Vidhu Vinod Chopra hobnobbing with the media. Turned out that his 9 years old daughter had written a book of stories and poems. After gathering this information, even I wanted to write a book and release it the day after. Or leave the planet that very minute.

Finally, We Gathered Some Info…

After this recce, we understood that the various halls/tents/baithaks had talks/book launches/panel discussions going on and each session lasted for about 45 minutes to one hour.

We zeroed in on one of the discussions in one of the tents and decided to attend it. It was the last one for the day. We waited for the session that was last-but-one in the schedule to get over. Since we had some time at hand, we decided to check out the books and souvenirs shop set up by Penguin India.

Celeb(???) Spotting At Jaipur Literature Festival

While we were inside the souvenir shop, not even 5 minutes passed when somebody surrounded by cameramen and a crowd entered the already hole-in-the-wall shop. We quickly exited it for two reasons:

1) we did not want to get caught in a crowd and get late for our session

2) we did not recognize her.

She did look familiar, but we somehow couldn’t place her. And she, for sure, did not look like to be from the book world. Photographers, media men, and some eager people listened to her address a small crowd. After a bit of overhearing from the crowd, we gathered it was the Bollywood actress Yana Gupta. Who had “successfully penned” her first book regarding health and fitness. It totally dulled my spirits as I am not much into celeb-spotting and nor do I care.  It also made me wonder about the JLF’s selection panel’s credibility AND sanity.

Plan Better

Soon, it was time for our panel discussion to start, and we hurried toward the designated tent. To our horror, upon reaching the tent, we saw that it was packed and more. There were still 10 minutes for the discussion to begin. There was absolutely no chance that we could get anywhere close to the tent, forget entering it. 🙁

We then understood that to be able to get a seat (or to even listen to the entire thing standing), you needed to enter the tent just after the talk preceding the one you wished to attend ended. [Consider this a Traveller’s-tip, please].

This was the day 1 learning for us at the event and with this gem of a nugget, we decided to call it a day. We took out the schedule handout and strategized the next day.

Planning And Strategy For The Following Day

The next day had an interesting line-up like Shashi Tharoor, Suhel Seth (the man gives pervert vibes for some reason), Oprah Winfrey, Gulzar sa’ab etc. I totally wanted to skip Oprah and the chaos that would come along with her. Whoever she is, I do not follow her, period. But since the BFF wanted (desperately so) to attend Oprah’s talk, there was no way we could skip it. Oprah’s talk was scheduled to take place at 10:00 am. That meant we had to be seated (now that was the biggest joke after we saw what Oprah’s visit turned out to be) by 9:30 am and queue up for security check by 8:00 am. As we were back-calculating the time deadlines, I increasingly felt like skipping the “big O” (pun unintended) event.

So, we finally decided that we would need to get up at 6:00 am if we anyhow wanted to set foot in Oprah’s tent. With that, we had one more cup of Pushkari chai and left the JLF venue to hang around the town before having dinner.

Jaipur Literature Festival Pushkari Chai

Pushkari Chai at Jaipur Literature Festival

What Is With Fancy Hotels And Poor Ventilation?

Post dinner, we bid goodbye to my sister and headed towards our hotel. By the time we reached our room, it already was 11:30 pm. The room felt very stuffy because the AC wasn’t working and the vents were closed, it seemed. We called the room service and explained this to them. We wondered how come other guests weren’t complaining, considering the fact that it was a 3-star property and the hotel was fully booked. The hotel staff did open the vents, albeit issued us a warning that it can get very cold at night. With both of us, cold is not a problem, stuffy is.

Finally, at 00:30 am we flopped on to the bed, setting an alarm for 6:00 am for the next day. We wanted the 5.5 hours of sleep that lay ahead of us, to make up for more than 36 hours of a whirlwind of activities we had undertaken.

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